Which Cicada Are You?

It only makes sense if you want it to.
What's for dinner?
Sushi.
Paste. You know you ate it in kindergarten.
Anything organic and pesticide-free!
Male cicadas.
Pizza.
Pure adrenaline.
Kids with video cameras.
Meat.
Pita and hummus.
Skilly and duff.
Mice.
Sauerkraut, bratwurst, und beer.
The Empire State Building.
Pure caffeine.
What's your favorite color?
Charcoal.
Black.
Earthtones of any sort.
Camo green.
Either red, blue, orange, or purple.
Anything shiny.
Red.
Khaki.
Gold.
Blue.
Marmalade.
Redyellowundblack.
Concrete gray.
My monitor has 256...MILLION!
To whom do you answer?
My taste buds.
My sense of aesthetics.
Whoever's popular.
No man!
Some giant rat.
My manager.
Wouldn't you like to know...
The call of the wild.
Ra, Isis, Osiris, etc.
The Cap'n. Whoever pays me the most.
Mein FŸhrer.
The desire to lay eggs...
Bill Gates.
Pick a song.
Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It
The Rolling Stones - Paint It Black
Anything by Britney Spears
Anything by Ani DiFranco
The Beach Boys - Surfin' USA
Anything techno.
The Monster Mash
Elton John - The Crocodile Rock
The Prince of Egypt - The Plagues
The Drunken Sailor Song
The soundtrack to CATS
Either Wagner or Rammstein
J-pop
Weird Al Yankovic - All About the Pentiums
What's your favorite TV channel?
The Food Network
TLC
Fox
Oxygen
Cartoon Network
MTV
The Sci-Fi Channel
Animal Planet
The Travel Channel
The Disney Channel
The Spanish Channel
The Hitler History Channel
Spike
TV? I have a computer!
And which is your favorite show?
Cicada Gourmet
Queer Eye for the Straight Cicada
Who Wants to Marry a Multimillion Cicadas?
The C Word
Mighty Morphin' Cicada Rangers
Cicada Idol
CSI - Cicada Scene Investigation
Cicadas in the Mist
Yu-Gi-Cicada!
Inside the Cicada's Studio
Cicada Tales
Cicadas at War
Cicadamon
Cicada Trek
You are most likely to say...
Bon appetit!
Let's trade spaces!
OMG!
A woman needs a man like a cicada needs a loudspeaker.
Cowabunga, dude!
The system is down.
*silence*
Crikey!
I will not let your people go!
Arrr...
Touche!
Wannfahrtdersugab ein umwievieluhrkommternn
Raaaaaaaaaaar!
All your base are belong to us!
What is your favorite non-cicada animal?
Squid
(Gummy) worm
Poodle
Cat
TurtleBR> The Cheat
Leech
Crocodile
Locust
Parrot
Definitely not a donkey
Weimareiner
Komodo dragon
Mouse
What's your sign?
Kitchen Wares
Construction Zone
Abercrombie & Fitch Outlet
Ladies
No Dumping Waste In Sewers
Backstage Entrance
*scary stick figure*
Do Not Feed The Animals
Egypt Exhibit -->
*skull and crossbones*
P
Oktoberfest Next Weekend!
Empire State Building
*blue screen of death*
What's your favorite number?
Pi
48
e
XX
4
17
666
132
12
305,413,918
$
3
110
42
What's your preferred mode of transportation?
Oscar Mayer Weinermobile
Clown car
SUV
Motorcycle
Funky old van
Limo
Hearse
Land Rover
Sphinx with wheels
Ship
Noble steed
Volkswagen
Manhattan
Scanner driver
What did you think of the Y2K Bug?
Can I eat it?
My designs are timeless.
OMGWTFLOLNOOOO...
Stupid men.
Duuuuuuude.
We're Y2K4, not Y2K!
I am the Y2K Bug!
Crikey, it's an aggressive one.
Y2K BC?
Thar she blows!
*chases it*
You mean Das Jahrzweitausendcomputerproblem?
Raaaaaarrrrrrrr...
I upgraded already.
Got angst?
It's what's for dinner.
I glued it to a wall.
Like, no.
I inflict it upon men.
Bummer, man.
I brood.
I am angst.
Yer all right, mate.
Others angst for me.
Aye aye.
It lives on the end of my sword!
Ja, ich hab angst. Ich hab ein glŸhend messer, ein messer in meinem brust, O WEH, O WEH...
Burninating angst!
0MG T3H 4NG57!


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